I have been seeing commercials for Gogurt, a lot of them. Now, I've never been a fan of yogurt, even when I ate dairy. And I know that two of my little cousins, who are now both teenagers, loved Gogurt when they were younger. So I got abundantly curious and visited the Yoplait web site to read the ingredients. Now, to be fair, they have all of these weird flavors: Cool Cotton Candy, Sponge Bob Sponge Berry, Twisted Screamin Green Apple. I mean, if Yoplait is marketing this crap to children, they have to give it fun names. They can't really call it "Crap In a Tube, Disguised a Healthy Alternative, We Hope Your Children Get Crack Addicted To."
So I went for the "Naturally Flavored, Simply . . . Gogurt." And now I have a few questions:
- Do you know where kosher gelatin comes from??? Fish bones! That's right. I swear to you. There's fish in the Yoplat
- If they're telling me that Simply…Strawberry is naturally flavored, then shouldn't one of the ingredients be . . . I don't know . . . strawberries
- How can they tell me that no artificial color's are used, and then say that they use vegetable juice for color. Now let's say that they are using a very natural tomato for color, shouldn't they call it "Simply . . . Tomato"
- And do they really have to warn me about the difference between cows treated with hormones vs. ones which are not, while selling me a dairy product?
But don't worry about any of this. The kids really love it.
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